when the person who volunteers to read is completely illiterate
I FORGOT I HAD THIS GIF!! BUT IT’S OF UTTERMOST IMPORTANCE NOW!
He knows what he does to us, he’s got us sussed. Moaning and naked - check. Casual and dorky - check. All done up in a suit - check. On his motorbike - check. Yeah, he knows just what to do.
HE KNOWS JUST THINK ABOUT THAT
HE DID ALL THAT ON PURPOSE. THAT LIL SHIT. I ADORE HIM.
R.I.P. MSN, the only messenger that allowed me to send a giant unavoidable popup of a pig shaking his ass to funky techno music to my conversational partner if they were ignoring me