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When someone asks me how much pain I’m in after an erg workout

epic-humor:

filthycurtains:

Actual representation of what happens when you and your friend have class together.

relate much

verbalrubbish

n0-p0st-0n-sunday:

pvnkslut:

If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.

i would advise you to avoid santa

jaclcfrost:

you know when someone asks you a general question like “how are you” or jokingly says something like “do you ever even sleep” and there’s that split-second moment where you consider actually telling them things 

like whether they’re good or bad things whether they’re sad or happy or anything at all you just

think about telling them

everything 

but you don’t

emmablackeru:

why you should be my friend

  1. I will talk about sex with you and not care in the slightest even if you have the most bizarre kinks I do not give a shit
  2. I will reblog your selfies no questions asked
  3. I will ask you questions on anon to make you look more popular
  4. nothing happens to me so you can talk about yourself forever.
liamstewrt:

This is a PSA for those who have never heard of this beautiful show. This show is called Red Band Society and it’s about a bunch of dying kids yay fun times right?! Basically you’ve got your cancer patients, your anorexic, your girl with a failing heart, your boy with failing lungs, and the whole wonderful thing is narrated by a twelve year old in a coma.
This show delves into many different kinds of relationships between not only the children, but their doctors as well. Parental, platonic, romantic, you’ve got it all and they’re all beautiful.
Unfortunately this wonderful show is not getting notice and it is very possible that it will be cancelled. So if you haven’t seen it, maybe try it out? I thought it would be alright, but I was bored and slightly interested so I checked it out and I’m so glad I did because it’s my new favourite show! I really think it’s something almost anyone will love, and it’s so unique.
I’m such a great person I’ll even help you get started:
you can watch the ENTIRE THING here
S01E01 - Pilot
S01E02 - Sole Searching
S01E03 - Liar, Liar Pants on Fire
S01E04 - There’s No Place Like Homecoming
S01E05 - So Tell Me What You Want What You Really Really Want
I’m just kind of begging you guys to give this show a chance because I don’t think it deserves to be cancelled and I think y’all will love it <3

liamstewrt:

This is a PSA for those who have never heard of this beautiful show. This show is called Red Band Society and it’s about a bunch of dying kids yay fun times right?! Basically you’ve got your cancer patients, your anorexic, your girl with a failing heart, your boy with failing lungs, and the whole wonderful thing is narrated by a twelve year old in a coma.

This show delves into many different kinds of relationships between not only the children, but their doctors as well. Parental, platonic, romantic, you’ve got it all and they’re all beautiful.

Unfortunately this wonderful show is not getting notice and it is very possible that it will be cancelled. So if you haven’t seen it, maybe try it out? I thought it would be alright, but I was bored and slightly interested so I checked it out and I’m so glad I did because it’s my new favourite show! I really think it’s something almost anyone will love, and it’s so unique.

I’m such a great person I’ll even help you get started:

  • you can watch the ENTIRE THING here
  • S01E01 - Pilot
  • S01E02 - Sole Searching
  • S01E03 - Liar, Liar Pants on Fire
  • S01E04 - There’s No Place Like Homecoming
  • S01E05 - So Tell Me What You Want What You Really Really Want

I’m just kind of begging you guys to give this show a chance because I don’t think it deserves to be cancelled and I think y’all will love it <3

calikitty-13:

twospookywhiskey:

bleachdalilah:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

PLEASE EXPLAIN

EHEHEH

No one explain